Monday, 21 February 2005

today's headlines

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Supermarket worker falls in snow, pulling trolley of stock onto her and breaking her leg. Ambulance arrives, paramedic laughs. Song in background is Bill Withers' Lovely Day.

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Discussions continue as to best way to wrap presents.

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Cigarettes cheapest in Morrison's kiosk.

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Chip butty not worth it if bread not buttered, says old man.

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I lied to the bus driver.

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That man keeps staring at me. Him, that one by the window.

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More later.

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